STARK: Slow down. PEPPER: Honey.
STARK: Slow down, slow down. I'll spell it out for you.
- PEPPER: You're totally rambling. - No, I'm not.
PEPPER: You lost me.
Look, you know how you're having a dream,
and in the dream you gotta pee.
- Yeah. - Okay.
And then, you're like, "Oh, my God! There's no bathrooms.
"What am I gonna do? Oh, someone's watching..."
Right. And then you wake up,
and in real life, you actually have to pee.
- Yes. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Everybody has that.
Right, that's the point I'm trying to make.
Apropos of that, last night I dreamt we had a kid.
It was so real.
We named him after your eccentric uncle. Uh, what was his name?
- Right. - Morgan! Morgan.
- So you woke up... - Naturally.
...and thought that we were...
- Expecting. - Yeah.
- Yes? - No.
Please? Maybe?
We don't even have a wedding date yet.
- You set August 27th... - That's the decoy date.
So we have to get married before that date?
Yes. No, after that date.
You know, you two should just elope.
Because this media circus that's going on is driving me crazy.
- Okay. - This is me on edge.
- STARK: I'm sorry. - Because I'm trying to keep
all the pictures out of the paper and off the Internet
so your Wedding's not ruined.
No one's working harder than you.
Do you remember that kid from TMZ
that you had me trade paint with on the FDR Drive?
Well, I got a case against me now.
- STARK: That's my fault? - Yeah, it's your fault.
"Lose 'em, Hap. Lose 'em, Hap," like The Godfather.
It's really funny. Now I gotta go to court.
That's why we want you to get out of the cart
and just de-stress, just walk with us.
Burt! I see you, Burt.
Hold on.
Burt, you son of a bitch.
Come here, Burt! Come here.
Man, we gotta get him a girlfriend.
You know anyone? Anyone come to mind who would maybe...
What?
That blade severed my vibranium tissue.
(BOTH PANTING)
Is that even possible?
It isn't supposed to be.
- I don't know why. - It's all right.
I'm beginning to think we should've stayed in bed.
(LOUD CLANGING)
Vis!
(SCREECHES)
(LOW GRUNTING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(GRUNTING)
Record message.
(MUSIC STOPS)
Turn it back on!
DRAX: No.
Turn it back on.
Can't keep listening to the same song again and again and again!
I told you. I'm screwed up, man. I gotta get back in the groove.
Specifically the New York Groove.
- Give me my Zune. - No.
- Give me the Zune. - No.
Give it!
The man who sings this song is a degenerate.
I will not sit here and allow you to malign Ace Frehley!
- Give me the Zune. - No.
(SOFT BLEEPING)
Ace Frehley is not helping!
We haven't even left Knowhere yet.
(GRUNTS)
Ace Frehley is helping more than you are.
We lost Gamora because of you.
We lost Gamora because you would not let me seize the moment!
What do you care? You tried to kill her!
She said I'd be saving the universe!
MANTIS: I would kill either Of you
if it would stop that blinking yellow light.
PETER: What blinking yellow light?
The coded message channel? How long has this been on?
MANTIS: It was so beautiful.
Wait.
Mantis, a blinking yellow light
indicates an important secret coded message.
- DRAX: Shame on you, Mantis. - How long...
This was your job.
It was his job.
Drax, you didn't see the blinking yellow light?
I did. But you said, "If it was yellow, let it mellow.
"Brown, flush it down." Those were your orders.
I wasn't talking about the coded message channel.
Twenty-two important coded secret messages.
That could have been helpful.
Five hours. I've been sitting five hours.
We have twenty-two messages.
- (BLEEPS) - Twenty-three messages.
Oh, they keep coming in.
From Nebula. Gamora is alive!
"Thanos is taking her to Titan.
"Why aren't you responding?"
Why aren't you responding?
"Are you getting my important coded secret messages?"
Ship coordinates.
All right. Let me get my map. Here we go.
Titan.
Yeah.
Wait. How do we know this isn't a trap?
Are we sure that's from Nebula?
"Tell Quill not to lose my sister a second time,
"or I will sew his face to his genitals."
That's her.
She's always wanted to sew my face to my genitals.
We're going to Titan.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
GAMORA: The planet has been taken, Father.
The Theradite King pledges eternal loyalty to your cause.
He accepted my terms?
Eventually.
THANOS: Well done, Daughter.
Well done.
Stop it.
THANOS: Why?
By the look of it, you seemed content enough at the time.
I was a prisoner.
THANOS: You were a warrior.
I didn't ask for it.
THANOS: You didn't refuse.
After my planet died,
I had nothing. No one.
And I thought I never would.
And I was all right with that, I had a new vocation. (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
Then I found you.
And at my side, you became the fiercest woman in the galaxy.
That's why I chose you to find the Soul Stone.
I'm sorry I disappointed you.
I am disappointed.
But not because you didn't find it.
But because you did.
And you lied.
(SOFTLY) I don't know what you're talking about.
I gave you my trust!
You repaid it with deceit.
At least be honest about it now.
I could make you tell me. You seem to know that.
I never wanted to force you into anything.
That's why when you left me all those years ago,
I allowed it.
(SCOFFS) You allowed it?
THANOS: You haven't been under the impression you escaped?
Daughter, I raised you smarter than that.
"Your daughter?"
You didn't raise me.
You kidnapped me, orphaned me, and imprisoned me!
Everything I hate about myself comes from you.
I stayed because you taught me I didn't deserve better.
THANOS: Why did you leave?
Because I found people that showed me I did.
THANOS: You had a family here, little one.
No. I didn't.
THANOS: Yes.
No.
You just didn't care what happened to it.
GAMORA: Nebula.
Don't do this.
Please don't do this.